Deadpool

Hello there reader! I am Deadpool. You probably know of me by now. No? I've got a sweet movie? WHAT THE F**** IS WRONG WITH YOU DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK?! Well, I guess I can tell you about me then. I'm a mercenary and so cash = dead person and I get the cash. Ya understand?

My sick abillities
Well that's all, now I'm gonna read the reviews of my new movie. Toodles!
 * Healing Factor: I have a healing factor that allows me to recover damage. ᶦᵗ ᶜᵃᶰ'ᵗ ʰᵉᵃᶫ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᴵ ˢᵃʷ ᵐʸ ᵍʳᵃᶰᵈᵐᵃ ᶦᶰ ᵃ ᵇᶦᵏᶦᶰᶦ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ
 * Magic Pouch: I have this pouch that has an INFINITE ammount of guns and katanas and ammo and grenades and mines an... I'm getting carried away here.